How To Marry Well!

As a young girl I always knew that I wanted to get married some day. And as I got older, I still dreamed of this, but my reasons for wanting marriage were now different. The reasons were now for money. But before you say that I'm just another old gold digger, I have the correct idea. Money is everything.

Here, you see a picture of me and my husband, David Beckham. He is one of the most famous footballers in the world and also one of the richest.

Step 1 - BE A TOTAL SLUT

The first step in getting a rich husband is being a slut. You need to throw yourself at all the rich men you can stumble apon, in the Hilton Hotel Bar. Engage the men in captivating conversation. There is nothing hottter to a rich man, than dirty talk over the stock market and business infrastructure. Also remember that wearing some low cut gucci tops and a skin tight versace dress is a great motivator for your rich man.

Step 2 - YOUR VAGINA IS AN OPEN SHOP FOR SOME RICH MAN SAUSAGE

Remember that to satisfy your sugardaddies needs, you need to be open. AND I MEAN OPEN. Fucking day in, day out. You need to satisfy his sexual appetite. But more importantly, we all know that the only way to a mans heart, is through his penis.

Step 3 - IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU BETTER PUT A RING ON IT

After months of preparation and closely following step 2, you must make the step in getting married to your rich man. Its possibly the most important step, as you need to make your way onto his will. After all, when he dies you want to get all his money otherwise all your hard work would have been all for nothing.

Step 4 - ENJOY YOUR NEW FOUND WEALTH

Once your rich man dies of.. Unusual circumstances, you can finally reclaim the rewards of all your hard work. Go buy yourself a Gucci bag, or a Prada Necklace because you deserve it at the end of the day.

LOVE, YOUR MAIN B; POSH SLUT

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